Monster!

Does this look like the face of a monster? She is a beast.  Last night Dooley woke up at 2:00 AM and started barking and running around the bedroom.  She wanted to play?  She wanted to get in bed with me?  She wanted the bed Trigger was sleeping in?  I don't know what she wanted.

I was tired.  I was sleeping.  Her barking and running (on the wood floors) was so loud.  I sat up in bed and took the pillows from my husband's side of the bed (he's away on business) and started throwing them at Dooley.

Dooley: Bark

Me: No. (Throw a pillow towards a running dog)

Dooley: Bark, bark, bark!

Me: No! (Throw a pillow towards a running monster.) Go to sleep!

When I spoke to my husband this morning he informed me that when our future children wake up in the middle of the night I cannot throw pillows at them.

Wait, babies don't sleep through the night?  I'm confused.