Four Eyes

My brother gave me this shirt for my birthday.  Isn't he funny?  No one can make me laugh like my brother- he's hilarious.  When he found out I needed glasses to help get through long hours in front of my computer he called and acted shocked that I had another problem.

My brother: "Oh no, now you have something else wrong with you: 1) you're gay, 2) you're dyslexic, and now 3) you wear glasses."