White Wine Shampoo

We're in Mendoza, Argentina it's the wine country, and yes our hotel has "white wine shampoo" in our shower.

Question: How many drunks have tried to drink this shampoo?

And why do I want to smell like white wine?  Is it a cover up?  Honey, it's 9 AM and you smell like wine?  Oh, it's the shampoo.  Okay.  Good.  I thought you were a drunk.