Let Us Rejoice

How did I miss this most spectacular news?  Rick Perry is not running for another term as governor!  I'm thrilled.  We have a state full of Republicans and our state's longest serving governor isn't as evolved as a potato peeler.  It's embarrassing.  Perhaps he wants to focus on a Presidential campaign?Good luck with that.

Now let's hope someone with half a brain steps forward to lead the greatest state in the nation!  Or at least someone who's nice to homos.  It's a lot to ask for, I know.