I want to know...

...do you think I could get a free trip to Israel?  I wasn't born Jewish in this life, but maybe in a previous life?  I have Jewish friends.  Jewish people get one free trip to Israel.  It's their birthright.  My husband will be working in Israel in December, and I want to go along, but a trip to Israel is expensive.

...do you think I'd get a first class ticket to hell if I told "Birthright Israel" that I need a free trip to Israel?