A new approach

My buddy Jordan and his wife gave birth to their son last week.  (Isn't he beautiful?)  I was visiting the little guy in the hospital, when I noticed two teen parents.  These kids looked 14 or 15 years old and they're now parents- Yikes!  I wanted to walk up to the teen mom and ask her, "do you want to keep your kid?"  Jordan says that no one is going to give their baby to a creeper hanging out in the hospital, but I don't know that I agree...

Maybe I'm going to start hanging out at the hospital with our "life book" in hand...and I could offer free concert tickets and iPads to anyone that'll let us adopt their baby.  It could work.  Maybe.