Neighbors

I walked to the curb to get the mail from the mailbox, and as I was taking out the mail from the mailbox the neighbors said hello to me.  Without looking I hold the mail in my arms while I chitchatted with the 50-something neighbors.  When I get inside the house after speaking to the neighbors I realize that because of the way I was holding the mail I was displaying this half naked muscle man to the neighbors.  Oh No!  What will the neighbors think?

Neighbors, this is not a nudie magazine!  This is the Under Gear catalog, which is the gay version of Victoria's Secret catalog, and it arrives at our house even though neither one of us wear these types of clothes!