I'm too old for MTV

I spent this morning drinking coffee and yelling at the television. My husband kept asking why I was watching MTV's 16 and Pregnant's "Chelsea" episode. I don't know? I couldn't stop watching it. I just was flabbergasted at the lack of wisdom in Chelsea's life as she tried to hang on to the immature father of her baby. He was a child. He wasn't ready to be an adult.

Dear High School Girls of the World,

You do not need a man in your life. You are a young, independent, strong soon-to-be woman of the this world, and you do not need a man.

Sincerely,

Me

PS - Before you have sex make sure you watch the 1988 movie For Keeps.